Profession
lover of life and my own boss
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
About Me
wow, what are the odds of us meeting here, huh? you must've been open to laughing at my profile name to be reading this. congrats. you passed. please carry on reading. there's no quiz at the end, but you may be graded on your aptitude later.
slim fit crazy guy looking for slim fit somewhat "crazy" *(see editors note) girl who's uninhibited and loves life. must be happy, vibrant, smart, secure, honest and optimistic, just like me. and how do i say this...i'm dating as close to my age as possible, but i don't necessarily act my age. i have activities like snow boarding, paint ball, mountain biking, swimming, hockey(playing more than watching), going to concerts, camping, and a healthy love life... unfortunately, not as many my age are conditioned for all of this. i am. i've always been active. 25 year vegetarian. i've almost never owned or cared to own a tv. i am looking for that ageless spirit who just happens to be around my age.
if you have children, cool. gotta love kids. my kid's as crazy as me. we're the package, but you don't have to be her mom. if you have big dogs, ultra cool. if you have a cool life, essential. must have a cool life.
must possess a sense of humour and a picture to prove it. i don't care how pretty you look, if you don't care how pretty i look. that's superficial. it's all in the eyes and smile, baby. i need carefree, joyous, unpretentious and fun. if you are, we'll laugh and have a great time, that i promise. anything else, is a bonus. no expectations. friends first.
i've traveled extensively. lived in LA for 10 years where i bought my first house. i've lived in 4 continents. i have a sense of adventure. you do too. the meaning of life is to live. there. mystery solved.
you tend to think outside the box. you don't see a box, do you? unconventional minds create. i have done some cool things, with my name on them to prove it. i would match up with someone with some serious conversational skills, and an opinion.
i find this site too conservative generally, so i seldom make the initial contact here. of course, if your profile speaks to me, i might, but the modern woman i'm looking for would think nothing of introducing herself. i reply to all.
*-"crazy": sudject to interpretation at viewer's discretion.
hopefully, it's obvious i'm not a player. i am, however, dating to find that special someone to connect with, and this distinct profile equals my attempt at quality dating, over quantity. we'll be honest and forthright with each other. if it don't work out, what's wrong with making a friend. it doesn't all have to be about the "one" it can be about meeting exciting people with things in common, and having a few laughs. i'm not into drama, breaking hearts, or bed hopping, and never was.
movie trivia: here's a quote, name the movie. "i promise, i will never die" if you know this one, why aren't we enjoying each other's company?
go obama. let love rule
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First Date
live, love and laugh. why the f*ck not? we ain't getting any younger. we'll decide. not i. anything comes to mind. everything also comes to mind.
i live in oshawa but don't date here. just live here. it's important that be said. i work downtown toronto quite often.

and bartender, another round of what our friend here's having, for everyone here at POF. cheers! here's to being single! because, before we know it, we'll be with someone. enjoy this time while you got it! now slam em back!... and break out the twister game.
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