Hello all, I'm Mike aka Shrek.
Welcome to "plenty.of.unanswered.emails.com" and have you tried our sister site "plenty.of.looking.but.no.chatting.com." and for those men looking to add a bit of excitement to their lives there's "plenty.of.bunnyboilers.com"

For all those who are looking for someone with a GSOH, here I am, I have to just to be on this site. LOL

So how do I fill out one of these, and miraculously, project my entire personality, aaaargh!!!, dunno!! but if you have got this far then read on.

As for who I am looking for, I'm not sure that I know, like most on here, what I thought I wanted, obviously went a bit wrong somewhere. Older and wiser we become, I could tell you what my pastimes are blah blah, but is it that important, because for the right woman, I would walk to the end of the earth, to go bungy jumping, wild butterfly spotting, live in igloo for a month,etc. LOL

A spark is what we all seek, you know the one!!! you meet someone, and you cant get the person out of your mind, and you don't know why, everything about them makes you tingle, and you're thinking to yourself,
"I don't usually go for that type," but there is something irresistible, not the best looking,but is a beauty, not the thinnest,but is a perfect 10, not the brainiest,but can out smart you, not even the right age, but that's just a number, you cant think of anyone in the world you would rather be with, but be careful, all your collective prejudices about relationship kick in, and cloud your judgment, who can leave their own past behind and feel 18 again?

So who of you out there, even if only a short while, wants the sparks to fly!!!

So remember if I email you to say hello, don,t be quick to judge me, or the crapppppy pics LOL. None of us know each other, and I will answer all emails I might get X !!!

(Mobile phone pics are designed to make you look bad, it's a government conspiracy). To keep us all depressed, HA! not me!!


P.S. While looking at your profiles,girls I noticed that on Mail Settings lists of
"Must not be looking for" some of you have put all of them on, except the one you are looking for, Long term etc.
I see this a lot, what happens is, I cant contact you if I wanted to, because I have "email/chat" as mine, so I am prevented from messaging you. So if you are looking for long term, Imagine how that would start, with "email/chat", then "dating"!!! get the picture

Sweat about it a lot, wonder if I'm looking good enough, in my old age, jump in shower, jump back out of shower, get undressed, Jump back into shower, put my spark proof pants on, leave house to meet you, loose my bottle, ring you with an excuse (budgie died) (flat tyre). Head back home , change mind ring back up, "fixed tyre budgie only sick" etc, carry on to meeting place, see you at a distance at meeting place, lose bottle again it cos you are way more gorgeous than your picture(mobile phone conspiracy). Walk up to you smooth and sophisticated like, trip on carpet, knock over the drink of the gorilla at bar who takes exception, explain to him I am a black belt at origami, and fold him into a swan or a flower. Grab you and run out, take out all the tables as we pass, have 15 people chase us, quickly jump into taxi, which isn't a taxi, that takes us to a secluded hill top and robs us.
Oh sod it I'm not coming out!!!!!! to traumatic.

2nd Date

The good old, 'Cosy Night in with Bottle and DVD'

Arrive at house with flowers and wine, check reflection in window, looking good!!, knock door, practice opening line.
" Hi nice to see you again"
"Hello how are you", clear throat, hear approaching footsteps, the door opens,

Bang!!! taken down by the 2 rottweilers 3 cats and a sick budgie, the flowers head towards the water feature on the front lawn, the wine ends up by the fishing Gnome, I end up a*** in the air on the welcome mat.
"Oh Hi did I not mention my pets in my profile"

Nope! still not coming out. Third date could kill me!!!