In an effort to paint a clearer picture of who I am and what I bring to a relationship, I felt a new approach was needed. Instead of trying to describe myself and my characteristics, what if I described how a typical evening could unfold in a home we shared as a couple. Ok, it's early Friday evening and we have no plans of yet. I'm the type of guy that as I'm walking in from work would say "Luuucy, I'm home", making a "B-line" straight to you. As I approach, I say "how you doin?" and proceed to grab, twist, and dip you into a "Gone with the Wind" type pose and then plant a "d*mn, I'm glad to see you" kiss that buckles your knees. You look up at me and say the most romantic words I've ever heard- "We're outta milk." Well, let's load up and go get some. We'll even take the dog, cuz he loves the car rides. A song comes on the radio that you like and you ask if we could go to the next store so your song could finish. After it's over, another favorite comes on as we approach the second opprotunity for milk. We keep on driving. We drive. We talk. We laugh. We listen to music. At 3:00 in the morning, we find ourselves in "Rooster_Poot", Arkansas and a lil' old lady with four first names checks us in at the only hotel for miles. Both of us are barefoot, wearing the only clothes we have, and accompanied by a dog who loves the car rides. After we explain to "Four-name lady" how we arrived at her establishment, she gives us the room for free because our little trip for milk all the way to Arkansas is the most romantic thing she's heard in quite sometime. We wake, eat breakfast, buy some cheap shoes, and rent a canoe, spending the day enjoying each other, as well as the scenery. Just you, me, and a dog who loves the car rides. On a more personal note, not sure when, but someday I'll find her. Once I do, she'll go to bed every night comfortable in knowing that I'm in this for the long haul. I want her to feel safest with me, trusting of me, confident in me, and counting on me. I'm affectionate in public, in private, in anywhere. Laughter is something that follows me everywhere I go because of my keen wit and funny persona that I'm blessed in having. You will eventually "shnort" from laughing so hard. I know you will. My looks? It's not for me to say how others see me, but I'm comfortable with my looks and consider myself to be attractive and sexy. I've read many profiles of you lovely ladies and know for certain that I meet most, if not all, of the criteria you seek in a man. How could anyone go wrong getting to know a good, no great guy who's also a single dad to a 6 yr. old lil' girl? I could be the guy of your dreams.

After "feeling her out"(getting a sense of things she enjoys), I would choose a destination that she would find to her liking, and proceed to" woo and woh "her with my charm and personality that comes naturally when in the presence of someone that has really caught my eye. Being a gentleman at all times, I would "sweep" her off her feet thru conversation, dining, dancing, and possibly a little romance. When it comes time to go home, and with permission, give her a parting kiss that she will always remember and after I leave, her asking herself," Wow, who was that masked man?" If all this occurs, I will call her the next day and ask if she's ready to go again. I've got a baby-sitter.