Bleh...dunno why I bother...but here's to trying!!! lol

I am a sarcastic, enthusiastic, fun loving SOB!
I try to make light and joke around...pretty much 24/7.
I work in a serious atmosphere where everything is go go go, I try to have a good time while doing so. I used to be a bouncer...HATE CLUBS!!!! Only time youll ever catch me at one is A) Bachelor party B) Birthdays

I happen to like kids, as I feel that I am one..just in a bigger body..and yes ladies...I am not a small 6 pack wielding boy. I ****slap those left, right and center...so if thats what your looking for...DOOR IS DATTA WAY!!! My uncle calls me a "brick shithouse" I am square not round..or "rotund" I walk like a "damn ape". Aw well..its me...either people will like you for you..if not **** EM!

In closing...have a good day reading my "online resume" lol....good luck window shopping!