Mr Wrong here. If I was mr. right then I couldn't be myself. I walk into things and leave the toilet seat up. I say the wrong things at times. I have no clue if a lady is interested so sometimes a slap side my head is needed. I have my own lunch money. I can't hula hoop. I look at things as half empty and have no clue why people need a box around to think inside or outside of it. I can be happy and amused with a piece of string. I enjoy the sound of silence and use my library card.

What am I looking for? Hell if I know. If you got to do religion then do it by yourself for it is not for me. If you can't think for yourself then I would just make fun of you. Be your own person and don't let me change you. All I really need is for someone to let me win at wrestling every now and then.

We meet in some dark alley for I believe I will be better looking if you have fear in you. Then if you don't choose some bum who is in the same alley then we can walk into the real world and do what pops into our head