hey thanx for checking out my profile there im a pretty rad, alternative type sorta man with the ability to to keep my self amused at the most boring of times, lol




A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants.
The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?”
"Yarrrrh,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”


I tried snorting coke once, but the icecubes got stuck in my nose.


Q; do u know how new zealanders practice safe sex?

A; they spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!



Soundtrack:
Monday : Friedrich Gulda - Mozart concerto 20 in d, K.466 - 1. Allegro
Tuesday : Muse - Knights Of Cydonia
Wednesday : The Trews - End Of The Line
Thursday : Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets - Walking On The Moon
Friday : Metallica - Astronomy
Saturday : Mark Lanegan Band - Can't Come Down
Sunday : Jamie Cullum - Wind Cries Mary

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God Bless You For Your Sacrifice.

A Gd 1st Date Wud B Hmm... I Dunoo Go 2 A Driving Track Or Summin I Always Need A Challenge & Enjoy Competition! Summin 2 Sink My Teeth In 2 Hehe..x
Or Summin Like Goin 2 The Cinema I Love The Cinema & Seein New Things!! ..x
Basically Ne Thin Which Is FUN!! ..x

I Think Goin 4 A Drink Is Out Dated Its The 21 Century Lol ..x

Thanx For Readin ..x

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