This is the part where I tell you why I've 'stooped' to online dating. But I'm going to skip that, because it seems like most of the stigma is gone nowadays. The simple truth is that I work far too much to do this sort of thing conventionally, I work from home - and I'm looking for a female reason to work a whole lot less. For the love of God, distract the heck out of me.

I'm honest, punctual, loyal and quite sane. I promise never to email you photos of myself with my shirt off, posing beside my car or any combination of either. I will never mention a sports team incessantly, claim that I am 'easy-going', or even hint at the fact that I can 'have as much fun snuggling on the couch as I can dressed up for a night on the town'. Do the same team of indentured mountain elves write every single profile on here? I am starting to think so.

I just moved to the area from far, far away and am bored stiff in a nice lake house which is about halfway between Smiths Falls and Kingston. If you're in the reasonable vicinity (50 miles), and you're still reading, please say hello.

Let's keep it simple, fun and open to possibilities. If we meet for a coffee and don't click, we can both go on our merry way with no harm done after I make bail. If we both like what we see - then the sky is the limit. Something a little stronger than coffee for the second drink, perhaps...