Hi there just think of me as Batzz and ya not far wrong (and have the tattoo's to prove it lol)

Am not really that good at talking about myself but here goes anyway...am into the rock/metal/goth/alternative scene etc love bikes (just passed my bike test yaaaaay)enjoy having a laugh and dont really take life too seriously, love travelling about and doing spontaneous trips where the fook ever lol especially Whitby, York, Cornwall, Portsmouth etc and would just love to meet some new and interesting people as you can never have too many friends or know too many people!!Am spiritual and by other relationship i dont mean breeding carrots n hedgehog hybrids i mean i am open minded as initially i want to make some new friends but if the right spark was there with someone wouldnt blow it out either lol...ahem i'll shut up now shall i lol

See told ya i wasnt that good at talking about myself lol but on the off chance severe narcalepsy hasnt just set in and ya would like to chat or even ask anything however random (if i snorted a sherbet fountain whilst travelling at the speed of light drinking ketchup from an empty smarties tube in a scale model of the starship enterprise...would my hair turn curly?? type questions i love so bring it on lol oh and by the way yes it would but the effect can be reversed by pushing rainbow drops up your ar..ahem anyway catch ya laterz x oh n not bein a twonk, but yes am aware i have a big nose so please if ya gonna mail me n say something nasty really dont bother wasting either of our times ok..but if ya do i have 2 words for ya and they contain 3 f's..any hints?lol besides life is for laughing so bring on the good times!!!

Hmmm on a first date i would love a moonlit walk along a beach or around an old castle grounds where you could actually talk to each other(and run the fook away if either of you took a huge dislike to the other lol)....erm just ignore the shovel and rope and bag of lime in my boot..i erm...saw something in a movie once thats all lol no seriously just as long as the company is right the rest will follow...well hopefully lol

Age between 30 and 38
Live in United Kingdom
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Must not do drugs
Must not be married