The directions say this is where I'm supposed to tell the world about myself and include my likes/dislikes, aspriations and the type of person I'd like to meet. Well, I've been there/done that and it seems that everyone uses a different dictionary so the words placed here still mean little or nothing.

About me: The photo is at the top is recent and accurate but if you're the eternal skeptic and if I find you interesting...you just might persuade me to chat on webcam (G-rated) just to easy your worried mind.

As the "interests box" says...I'm pretty open to suggestion on activities, but I'm NOT a romantic candlelight dinner kinda girl. A hot dog on a stick over a nice campfire works for me. I enjoy camping, swimming, motorcycles (don't have my own currently...but seriously thinking about buying another in the spring) I like "nature walking"...not quite up to serious hiking anymore, but always willing to go tromping through the woods...haven't met a bug yet that was bigger than me so they don't scare me (ewwww, unless they get stuck in my bubblegum while I'm riding the motorcycle!!! That's gross!) I like museums...don't know a thing about "art", but I love science and industry type stuff.

Ohhh yeah; I'm retired from a construction trade. That may account for my lack of shyness...hard to remain "shy" after working with 4,000 men for 30 years! And for goodness sakes......I am NOT a "feminist"!!! I worked for a living ok? I was NEVER "oppressed" or "harassed" by men, you don't have to walk on eggshells around me; I won't break...probably won't fold, spindle or mutilate easily either so BE YOURSELF. I'm neither "crude" nor am I "prudish". I'm not promiscuous, nor am I DEAD!

I'm not husband hunting, nor am I looking for a FWB. If I happened to stumble into either situation...well, so be it...I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. I threw away the rule book; as obviously it didn't work all that well the first 55 years, I can't see playing by the same rules that probably won't work any better for the next 55 (gawd forbid that I should live that long!)

I prefer the rugged look over the "metro male", no offense to either, simply my personal preference. Height is not an issue, but my personal tastes tend to run more toward "a few extra pounds" than the opposite. Since I know you're just dieing to ask, I'm an WalMart size 8-10...which is a "designer size" 4....just thought I'd interpret that for you guys who are confused about such discrepancies in different woman's descriptions.

I've been single for 12 years (though I did date 1 man for 7 of those years) and have been unencumbered of a "relationship" for the last 3 1/2 years.

Chemistry DOES matter to me...but I'm not opposed to hanging out as friends in lieu of that. Either way, just to get it out up front, I pay my own way. 35 yr. long habits are hard to break. It's no offense to your masculinity, it doesn't cut into my garter belt budget (told you...I'm NOT a feminist) it's just how I prefer to do things.

I am raising 2 grandchildren. That means if you're looking for a woman with no responsibilities...it's not me! The 2 grandfathers do however alternate weekends which leaves me free to do whatever I'd like. I'm even free on an occasional weeknight for dinner....or hey...even to go watch the Indians LOSE!!!

I mention this, because frankly, for all the protests we women hear about how men don't want get married, they sure do seem to worry about how I spend my weekdays! I spend a good deal of my time doing things such as Little League games, museums, and tubing on the Mohican River. Since my age definitely handicaps my ability to deal with unruly children, BooBoo's word is "LAW". If seeing children being disciplined is bothersome for you...then naturally you wouldn't want to participate in any of the above!

I'm a firm believer in monogamous relationships, but I don't want to be joined at the hip like a couple of Siamese twins. While I describe myself as NOT being a princess...my "fantasy" is to have an intensely intimate physical and emotional relationship with my "best friend".

I won't ask you to fix my toilet (I'm a journeyman pipefitter), NOR will I expect you to take me on a Caribbean cruise (been there done that... it sucked!)

I WOULD expect you to come over for pizza and Star Trek reruns once in a while, to go camping sometimes, to go to a Science museum on some Saturday afternoon, or to go to a baseball game some....say Tuesday night.

If you're married...please don't bother to knock! If she doesn't understand you...I won't either!!! AND...she's getting "paid" to be confused.

If you're used to being in a relationship with a non-working (non-careered) female then I can assure you that you WILL NOT like me. I will do things that would drive you crazy, like going on vacation all by myself, mowing my grass and unjamming my own garbage disposal. I am looking for a man to ENJOY LIFE with me....NOT to be my "daddy".

I will NOT give up my income to make you feel better about yourself. I will NOT consult you before I pay my bills without a moments consideration of whatever other better plans you may have for my paycheck. I've been personally and financially responsible for myself for over 38 years...it's too late for me to learn how to be a Bimbo...sorry!

I do "apologize" for not having done things like other women you know...I've never received a dime of alimony, nor has my home been paid for through funds that I've extorted from a man.
I am GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY of having worked for a living and of being financially stable and secure. I have no desire to be your daughter or your ex wife/girlfriend who you must carefully and expertly cajole into responsible behaviors.


LOL! Ohhhh, all you gorgeous young men on here who just make Granny's day with your sweet emails....KISSES to you! LOL! I wish you could teach the men in MY generation how to approach a woman! Alas, it was my generation who created the timid things..and mine that has to deal with them now; but please, while I appreciate your flattering comments...I just can't bring myself to date someone young enough to be my SON! (or even close to it...like...under 46...45...ok hell, let's make it.....44!)


My aspirations: to have a little fun, but not so much that I get arrested! (never been)

go down to the river and drown some worms, kill a couple thermoses of coffee and whine about ex spouses LOL! (Just kidding about the whining part!)