| | Hi I'm Ed from Toronto and i work for a living and play and watch sports i like going for walks on the beach and going to nice resturants and watching a good movie and I'm looking for that right person who doesn't play games.
Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...i'm not insensitive, I just don't care. i'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
A glow worm is never glum... Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
d*mn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is Eddy, how do you like me so far?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |