We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

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- You think Jeff Goldblum is, for some reason, awesome: +8400 points
- You sometimes burp in public but you laugh so it makes it cute: +200 points
- Your profile is longer than mine: +340 points
- You own hiking shoes: +650 points
- You enjoy Wikipedia more than Twitter: +900 points
- You're an atheist: +6000 points (if you're born again or something like that, definitely don't bother reading on, sorry)
- You often get in trouble for being too blunt/honest: +1200 points
- You've heard of Mogwai or The Dead Texan: +875 points
- You can play Moonlight Sonata on the piano: +infinity points.

All points are redeemable for PUPPIES and KITTENS!
EDIT: I ran out of puppies and kittens. You can have some pasta if you'd like.

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We are tiny, insignificant animals on a tiny, wet rock FLOATING IN SPACE. Yet people are more interested in Perez Hilton. So... I'm a bit puzzled by humanity in general. I try to take life as a game... if I feel like going to Japan for a while or quit my job and get a better one, I will. Not that I haven't done either of these without a plan.

I love fog, heavy storms, heavy blankets, campfires, and PC Mango/Orange juice. And music. I want to spend nights having conversations with an interesting girl who makes time go by much too quickly. Clubs are not my natural habitat. I like finding places to run or climb on big rocks. Or climb a mountain. I also absolutely love cuddling. And I always fiddle with something... I can't have my hands do nothing. I recently bought this 'Neocube' or 'Bucky Balls' thing... it's 216 small magnets. Words cannot describe the awesome.

I'm actually hilarious if you get my jokes. Not that this paragraph is funny or anything. I work as a Freelance Web & Graphic Designer and I really enjoy it. I'm really not cool. I don't smoke and rarely drink. Sometimes I watch Star Trek TNG high and think it's the most hilarious stuff ever. BECAUSE IT IS! Seriously though, I think TNG is awesomely philosophical. Except for all those retarded Klingons. Also all the aliens speak English which is really convenient when you explore space.

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If you've read this far, then you deserve to know my flaws: I believe strongly in my principles (which is separate from 'morals'), so I can be pretty opinionated, I think too much, and I'm very honest. I actually get along really well with people who can think for themselves, but the opposite is also true. I enjoy good debates that make you think. I like to be myself, and I don't pretend to be someone I'm not in order to be more popular or to fit in. Some days I enjoy not fitting in, other times I don't. I'm aware that I'm not perfect and trying to work towards bettering myself, basically.

On the upside, no, I don't want to sleep with you on the first date, I have a job, a condo, a car, I can cook, give massages, and respect people who deserve it. I don't usually like cheesy, cliche sayings, but I'm hoping to one day find my own little princess whom I can make as happy as she can be.

Interested? Drop me a line; even a short one will do. Ciao!

p.s. I switch between 'Long-Term', 'Dating', and 'Friends' once in a while, because I'm hoping to find someone whom I can spend a while with, but it doesn't have to be right away, and it could be a friend, too. I've found a great friend on here, and I'm not looking for one specific thing in particular.

We can go overturn a dictatorship or seek out new life forms... IN SPACE.

And if you're nice enough, I'll show you my time machine.