What do others say about me? - Lets see

What are you doing in my garden?
I haven’t seen clothes like that for several years.
You have the toilet tissue wrapped around your shoe.

Yes all these have been said about me but usually, no definitely, only once.

Hopefully a bit funny (my mum said I was so I must be), articulate and know how to rite and speek reely reely well , quick, able to think on my feet (or with my feet) and never stuck for words - always try to see the best in people which is important - most of us have good and bad points . Good listener as well, I am told -- always find people worth talking to anyway - try to find their passion and it makes it easy.

Like everything NYC has to offer -- been here fair few years and still not seen it all, like films a lot and belong to BAFTA (that’s the British Academy but they can't spell (!!)), theater as well but don't go enough and read lots of magazines, like good TV and crap TV (especially 24, Amaz Race, Big Brother Seinfeld reruns and BBC America and love Football -- with the feet -- Soccer to those born here).

Eat whatever is good and have a few fave places. Can party with the best (and do sometimes) or order in with a bottle of wine with someone special.

Have no faults at all!! -- well one or two I guess but I hope that the person I meet can rid me of them -- it should be fun trying. Need an organizer I think to tell me what to do if truth be told.

What am I looking for? Someone who challenges me, has their own teeth, only wears a wig for parties, has a spark (and gives me a spark) and never lets me get away with anything. Love someone who is really confident and has opinions about everything and someone who can dress up or down and looks comfortable with both.

I'd just like to add...

If and when we chat then think of your favorite 3 films -- great ice breaker and tells me about what makes you tick - I will tell you mine as well of course.