Y'know, nothing I've listed here as describing me has worked one way or the other. One one hand, I've written in meticulous detail about who I think I am with little or no response. On the other, I've written both metaphorically and comically to give insight into how I think and laugh. Again, nothing.

So, if you want to know who I am. Ask. I don't have the energy to espouse my virtues like some lyrical "J. Peterman" catalog ad. I'll appreciate your invitation to talk. I get few emails, so I answer every one.