Favourite quotes 'I am loathe to give up anything that will give me two more years in a nursing home in Brighton' and 'it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live'

hello, thanks for looking welcome to my bit.

i am a woman with a thousand stories all of them true, the world and it's inhabitants fascinate me and i can find a tale in even the most mundane events.

bad points? oh thousands probably but erm......I'd rather read a book or watch a film than do the washing up (i do it I'm just not a natural doer)i have a filthy habit of oversleeping (my lodger says i don't sleep, i die each night and am reborn each morning). i get ready in plenty of time but somehow i am always a few minutes late for everything, always. i am infuriatingly easy going.I'm a natural night owl. I'm impossibly sketchy. i cannot be argued with because i just don't do bickering (however if you want decent debate I'm your gal)i have a childishly high regard for colourful language (of course there is a story about why) I'm an adapter not a fixer.

good points? oh millions probably, I'm funny, no, in fact I'm hilarious! i have a filthy, querky, random, sometimes black sense of humour, open minded, extraordinarily honest, have perfect round buying etiquette (thanks dad) usually socially adept. pretty generous - time, emotion, money (if i have it if i don't I'll find it). I'm an adapter not a fixer.

all things considered I'm a go with the flow sort, my friends encompass all ages, sexes, races, religions and sexualities.

Turn offs? baseball caps, bad teeth, poor personal hygiene, cotton hankies, trendy haircuts, vanity, arrogance, rudeness, racism.

turn ons, good teeth, height, humour, short/shaved hair, conversation/debate, i love people who are; socially comfortable with themselves, querky, funny, lively, knowledgable and passionate about something..hopefully something creative or useful. not remotely fussed what you look like...except for the teeth you should at least have some.

i work in theatre and i am very passionate about it so alot of my life is centred around the arts.

love my films but you won't find many chick flicks on my shelves, TV i watch infrequently as i'm usually busy in the evenings, music is a an eclectic mix, i'm one of those irritating people who loves all sorts but never knows the names, just like when i hear, i think the dance floor is my second home.

i love comedy so people who make me laugh are, jimmey carr, russell howard, frankie boyle, russell brand, omid djali, adam hill, darra o'briain, bill murray, jack black, ivan brackenbury, micky flanagan and many more.

hmmm tough call, depends on the person, the weather and how flush we are! in this respect I'm a simple soul. i guess going for a coffee or a beer to have a chat is nice and neutral for a post internet introduction meet up. have to see if there's a connection in the flesh (down boy) see how it pans out and if neither of us is wearing the beer/coffee after a gallery, museum, food, or walk all are all good but if we fancy staying in the pub and having a few drinks or dance the night away also fine.