I'm 22 years old

I like fashion, am trying to pursue a career in the industry

Sarcasm is like a second language to me, so the more fluent you are the better

Music is life...and I listen to pretty much anything and everything. Some of my musical tastes be questionable to some...but hey that's just the beauty of having guilty pleasures right?

I have a fascination with tattoos

I like to eat alot.

Also names like Coolguy100 or Hotdude121 really irk me. I mean if you really were those things, you wouldnt feel the need to state it in such a narcissistic way would you?

I am said to display signs of bipolarness at times. Having moments where I exhibit emotions of that of a 13 year old prepubescent with newly raging hormones and at other times that of a 25 year old jaded male who only speaks in sarcasm. That probably has to do with why I am using this site in the first place instead of getting laid somewhere (well figuratively speaking anyways). If I wanted to get laid, I certainly wouldn’t come here in hopes of finding it. Come on that’s what those 900 numbers are for…

so now that I’ve made things awkward, if you’re still here reading and not completely horrified or turned on, we should chat, or better yet, if you display similar behaviours, even better, whats better than talking with someone equally if not more jaded than me? We can exchange back and forth witty banter and pretend to be hip…because pssh who really wants to be hip?

I like to think that I'm a somewhat unique person. I am definitely not always what I appear to the on the outside. I'm misunderstood quite alot of the time especially by those of the male persuasion. I appreciate underdogs in life, the ones who have things to say and want to more than the just the best friend but perhaps do not have the courage, but when that day comes they are the ones who end up changing someone's life and one day I hope to meet my own underdog.

sometimes I remind myself of Michael Cera except asian and with breasts and not as awkward, that can be either good or bad. But what can I say, I love me some Michael Cera, he reminds me of the sweetly cute shy, awkward guy in high school. I'll take him over a jock anyday.


other than that I am quite boring, really.

My idea of a perfect first date

7pm - surf the web to find the perfect manatee to adopt.

8pm - dinner at drive thru wendy's(although I dont think there are too many here, so the dining room is fine too). then drive by mcdonalds and throw the trash at their building

9ish- play tag on the subway

9:30ish-ice cream!!! or frozen yogurt..depending on how much of a workout we got from playing tag

10pm - some late night bowling caused by a sugar rush from the ice cream

11pm - sit outside and look at the stars, followed by deep conversation..had to add in a girly bit ;)

12pm - say goodnight, as the best night of your life will be coming to an end.

or maybe an adventure around the city Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist style.