hi.. you can see wat i look like so no point doing that.. im quite a pink fluffy girlie type..love shoppin hair nails etc never happier than wen im lying on a beach sunbathin or just walking about in the sun ..hate being cold.. my parents live in spain so i go over and visit as often as i can....
im fairly laid back about stuff and have a quite live and let live attitude about most things..(and i say most..!!) im a curvy/chubby/cuddly type of build if this is not your type thats ok, i wont be offended, just move along to the next one.. i am wat i am and am happy with it.. so if you like a little kylie,kate moss or victoria beckham type im not for you... we cant all be tall slim super models, but then guys if you are honest .. are you brad pitt..? dont expect from others wat you are unable to give back...
i kinda like a tallish guy, ie 5"10+ stockyish and phil collins/phil mitchel type.. i also like a guy to be able to hold a conversation and have something to say for himself other than "hun" "babe".. etc... honesty and faithfulness are a must and will never be compromised on, 2nd chances are never an option, if at first you dont succeed, move on.. all age looks thingys can be compromised on for the right fella.. this is just wat im initially attracted to, not set in stone...
IF I SEND YOU A MESSAGE AND YOU DONT REPLY, I JUST ASSUME YOUR NOT INTERESTED, PLEASE HAVE THE COURTSEY TO DO THE SAME.... I AM NOT BAD MANNERED JUST DONT LIKE THE DRAMA THAT SOME GUYS SEEM TO CREATE WEN TOLD NO THANKYOU.......
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I´ll be home before midnight. Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband, You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don´t wait up.
WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ;ourselves at a loss when someone says, ´You don´t know Jack Schitt!´ Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectualway. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents´ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Horse schitt Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, ´You don´t know jack schitt now you do
Jack was dying, his wife Becky was by his bedside.."Becky" he says, in a tired weak voice "I have something to confess" "Shhhh" she replies "theres nothing to confess everything is alright..".. "no i must die in peace.. I shagged your sister, your cousin , your mother, your auntie and the next door neighbour.." Becky leans forward stroked his brow and whispered.."I know you b@stard, thats why i poisoned you..."
NOT LOOKING TO DATE at the moment please dont message me looking for more than chat im not interested... im currently dating a guy and seeing how it goes.. still on site to chat to old friends and attend meet nights, read forums etc NOT LOOKING TO DATE.. ....
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Blimey! November Babee, ok, where to start?! The self-styled Queen of Pink and Fluffy Land, this girl exists in a world inhabited by unicorns, fairies and kittens, but please don't let that put you off! Maybe she is daft as a brush (OK, no maybes about it!), but in all seriousness, there can be few ladies on POF who have so many good qualities. Bright as a button, can talk about literally anything, hugely entertaining, funnier than just about anyone I've ever met, and darn luscious to look at as well. If there was any justice this girl would be inundated with suitable suitors. Now the secret is out as to just how lovely she really is :-)
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