Seems like the women I meet and would consider smart, together, attractive
and cool, all seem to have dated and/or married a-holes, for extended periods...

Maybe if I describe myself as one, I can meet an amazing woman..
and in return, she'll meet a guy that is nothing like what this profile said..
(Which I hear.. actually happens!)

She'll see what it's like to date an intelligent, fun, spontaneous,
well traveled..gentleman who can actually walk the walk.

So let me describe myself as a fat, lazy, unemployed, sloth with back hair,
excessive flatulence, poor hygiene, disastrous credit, and occasional
anger management issues..

Also, as a bonus, I'm selfish, a bad kisser, and narcissistic.
FYI: I am completely unaware I possess these traits..

And speaking of things I am unaware of... Your needs and feelings!

But should I recognize them, they come after sports, television, greasy junk food,
sleep, my friends.. and more sports. And never let it be said I am not capable of
expressing love. The love I possess for 'my' sports teams knows no bounds.

And just because I don't go to the gym, possess an ever expanding waistline,
and man-boobs, that doesn't mean that I shouldn't be able to critique your physique.

My wardrobe is mostly sweat pants with holes in the crotch from scratching,
(and they don't have pockets..so I never seem to have cash on me..) and well worn
t-shirts with rock legends like Springsteen, Bon Jovi and The Stones so faded they are barely legible..

Oh, and that ONE outfit some girl told me I looked good in, so I wear it ALL THE TIME.
I wear cologne too.. LOTS of cologne, so you 'betta' get 'used' to it.

*pause* Let that image come into focus...
Are you enjoying the visual?


So drop me a note and you can decide for yourself.

Let's meet with no expectations, just talk, see how we mesh in person.
And we go dutch...so there is no pressure.

People mock the 'get together for coffee' thing.. but feel free to suggest
something else that is simple and can be brief or easily extended, should things go well.



We're all on this site for the same reason, to meet someone,
so drop a note, say "hello"... You've got nothing to lose and much to gain.

..

Something simple.. it is a first meeting after all..

Relationships are like lottery tickets..
some times you need to scratch a few before you find a winner..