Let me start by explaining the pictures:
There's no mischievous plot to trick you into falling for me by alluring you with my boy toys. Rather, they reflect my sense of humor, or are activities / objects that bring me great satisfaction - which I believe should be of some interest to any ladies who're deciding if I'm the right catch for them.

I've been re-released into the wild, or put in the sea, or let off a leash. Um, or something. If sucking the marrow out of life sounds appealing to you, all aboard the NerdStatus Express - next stop - darn, I can't think of a clever sounding destination...

Me:
I'm not the poetry writing guy, I'm the change your oil, and open your doors guy. That's not to say I'm some dullard who doesn't have an appreciation for the whole spectrum of human emotion... it just means I write poetry that could rival a Vogon's. I was the kid that expressed my love & affection to my parents by making some silly sign, cow (mom likes cows) or jewelry box in wood shop. I love getting dirty, hiking, camping & four wheeling as much as I enjoy cleaning up, dressing up, and going out for a night on the town. As a pragmatist, I'm happier owning my Geo Tracker, than financing a [insert penis extension here]. I also take joy in making / fixing things - I'm a walking DIY Network. If the personalities juvenile, sarcastic and goofy had a menage a trois, and a baby popped out... that baby would be my sense of humor. Can you help me name it? Jusagoo? Nilesarcfy?

I'm easily distracted by shiny objects. I'd say my hallmark features include independence of thought, strong individualism, creativity, and a desire for efficiency. Hrm - I think I just called myself a robot? As a nerd - I'm stimulated by puzzle / problem solving, and building things. I'm acutely aware of my knowledge and abilities — as well as my limitations and what I don't know. In general, I work diligently to accomplish what I feel is important... as long as there's not too many of those shiny objects laying about...

Favorite TV shows include Dexter, House, and I'm getting addicted to True Blood. A good football or basketball game is fun to watch (especially with friends), but UFC is the only sport I try to watch regularly. I love "dance" music (house / techno) first, and virtually everything else after that. My favorite comedy tracks right now are produced by The Lonely Island, and Jon Lajoie.

You:
Turn Offs:
* Too many of "the angles" pictures
* Couch potatoes (cuddling movie / TV nights = good. Every night = bad)
* Virtually all things ghetto (Dance or soulful hip hop = good. Gangster rap = bad)

I tend to be attracted to partners who enjoy living their lives with vitality and zest. Your kids are okay, I just don't want any of my own. Recreational pot use or alcohol okay, pot head / alcoholics not okay. I'm not seeking a barefoot housewife, or trophy wife - I'm seeking an equal partner to cruise through this thing called life - both financially & emotionally.

Dance the funky chicken under the harvest moon.

K thanks bye.