Gosh...talk about being on the spot.

Let's see, describe myself. Well...I have short dark hair and big ears, in fact I think they're getting bigger by the minute. My mom thinks I'm a decent looking guy, but she thinks my ears are big too. So if any of you ladies out there like big ears, I'm your man!! However I will say this in my favor, I'm a clean slate!!! Meaning there are no ex's lurking in my past, no ex-wives or girlfriends. No baggage there. In addition, I'm a very mellow even tempered guy, who will let you pick the movie. Just as long as it's not lame.

Other than that, I'm an open minded liberal guy. But will consider good points when conservatives make them. I love old movies, old music and occasionally some new music. Punk rock, oldies, motown, old school country, rockabilly and 80's new wave. You might just find me at Laemmle's movie theatre as well, watching a really cool indie flick. I like to workout take my vitamins and occasionally say my prayers. Just like Hulk Hogan taught me. As a far as women go: Like every other red-blooded American male out there, I love a hot girl! But for me...GOOD CONVERSATION'S EVERYTHING. Love a smart, well read woman. Someone who really enjoys talking. Talking till 2:00AM about a great book that they read or wrote...or that they wanna write. (EVERYONE has a story in them.) Or a dream they had that freaked them out or a bizarre experience they had that day. A gorgeous girl is nice to look at. But a smart girl is awesome to be with! If you're hot and you can quote Shakespeare...WOW!!! Also I really dig a girl with style, nice hair and a few tattoos never hurt. And yes ladies, if you cut your hair or buy a new outfit...I will notice it! ANYTHING ELSE WOULD BE UNCIVILIZED.

DISCLAIMER: I'm a nice guy. And if you think NICE GUYS ARE BORING, kindly make a u-turn. We'd NEVER get along. 'Cause you've probably never read a book, wrote a short story, wrote a song, told a funny joke or had an intelligent conversation. That's BORING!

IN ADDITION: Everything else in life is hard: Traffic, bills, your boss, your job...let's make this part easy!!

A date? Sure, why not? I'm not too picky,let's just do it already. 'Cause we don't live for 500 years, we're only here for a minute. Even if we're just staring at each other's nostrils, it's better than rotting on the couch...alone. Now wouldn't you agree???