Looking for someone who meets one or more of the following criteria: knows all or some of the words to "Devil in Disguise," ""Good Luck Charm," "Viva Las Vegas" or pretty much any Elvis song (Fat Elvis songs earn you bonus points. "Heart of Rome" anyone?); idea of travel does not include "away" games; last book read was not Harry Potter or The DaVinci Code (and if it was, why list it? what does that tell someone? that you live in America?); knows who P.J. Soles is; idea of a nice restaurant does not begin with "Red" or "Olive."; dating headline does not include glaring and inexcusable misspellings such as "I'm board" or "not sure what to right."

If I sound too much like a sarcastic a-hole, maybe I am (admittedly sarcastic but hopefully not an a-hole). If you're not interested because of that, fair enough. But if you get where I'm coming from at all, please drop me a line.

have you ever been down to a little roadhouse called the hollywood lounge? percy sledge is playing there (that's right, when a man loves a woman...live). there's dancing and drinks and cover charge includes a plate of jambalaya (best you ever had) with salad and a roll.