***I TASTE BETTER & you'll want to hold more than my hand if we walk along a 'romantic beach' - and i may let u***

It feels lame writing this so I'll ramble a bit and hopefully not sound like the last telemarketer-like profile you read ...sunset walks on the beach...etc. About as interesting as my occasional 20 minute poop (#2) which allows quality blackberry email time - providing you can look forward to 2-ply rippled TP in the end. (FYI it is not as relaxing if the anticipated TP segment feels like paper so think ahead before multitasking).

...don't ask where I was or what inspired the above rant.

The phrase "you complete me" seems self deprecating in that to be complete %100 u need another. F%$% that!!, I'm already at %110 and if you're a %100+ person, lets make some synergy %250+%!!

And although it's not one my good qualities, I occasionally smoke (natural) cigarettes so if that bothers you, beat it and remember "Judge not,lest ye be judged.." or just could compare your fitness/stamina/health/strength/diet/abilities etc. to mine and let that be the judge.

Seriously tho, details about one another are useless or at most negligible when it comes to getting along. All it takes is for "__YOU?__" to attract me enough & to have the guts to feed me humble-pie when I'm full of it & reverse. A LARGE WELL FED EGO is a must when accompanied by a leash-brain - WHY? - cuz a growing mind gains more with errors than successes & to catch your f*ck-ups early & maturely saves allot of BS & make-up nookie sooner etc etc.

FYI, I already exceed the fundamentals you need from me with my intentionally mediocre pictures & you've read through the ranting - which tells me about you-if you have the ** to respond.

Still reading? Perhaps you'll get to know my redeeming qualities sometime which in all modesty outweigh the others ... Peace!

**be proud of your humility & humbled by your pride** (written by me - while recently intoxicated @ 6am)
sample of yours truly on drums
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No prerequisites other than that you don't think you know everything, keep an open mind, are attracted to yourself mentally & physically and love yourself without shame! If I seem hard, well, that may be a good thing eh? ;) I'm worth it... if u seek u will find... Question without qualification will get u nothing.