I promise that if you date me, I'll lower taxes, increas spending on health care, eliminate crime, win the war on terror, and stimulate the economy. So please elect me as the one you will date.

I'm Mr. G-Man and I approved this message.

Our first date can be at a campaign rally.

Then we can discuss my platform in detail.

Then we can go for a walk a long the lake by the moonlight, and then sit by the lake, look at the stars, and the moon, and contemplate life.