Imagine this......A 300 lb guy walkin down the boardwalk at the beach (ok we don't have a beach) wearing nothing but a speedo and flipflops.....with a cigar in his mouth......and he says...."wears the babe".......WHERE'S THE BABES....WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE....THEY'RE IN THE BUSHES THROWING UP.........I am not that guy......hope you got a laugh....

If you are interested email me......and i will wirte back I promise.......I understand how much mail you girls get out there so I will not clog it up on ya....ttyl

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP (d*mn it all, it's true)!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then
you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll
enjoy it & do the same.

caio

I just got 3 letters for yeah.......BBQ