Hi ladies:

I'm just a normal guy with an inappropriate sense of humour, a lot of common sense, and a great deal of knowledge about obscure things. I'll make a joke about anything, because I try to see the brighter side of everything... Truth really is stranger than fiction.

I'm not a wuss, but I don't hide my emotions. I have NGS (nice guy syndrome), but I don't shy away from confrontation. I'm not depressed, yet I realize that guys like me don't attract women like you! Yes, I am male.. Just not the usual douche you run into on most days.

I don't really know what I'm looking for in a woman, because honestly, I'm the friend guy.. So I guess I'm here to make a couple new friends who might know someone I'd be interested in.

I know two things for sure - I probably won't message you first, and I don't like women that end a good chat based on one message they didn't like. I thought it was supposed to be THREE strikes and you're out :P

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“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"

Date? Ha, no one here goes on dates, do they? I like all kinds of things, so I'll think of something fun once I get to know you a bit.

Of course, I'd get along with anyone that wants to check out a Jays, leafs, raptors, TFC, Rock, or even Argos game!