Ok lets follow the numbers on this little description thing.

1. Hobbies: Rampant self-destructive behavior. Drunk texting exes and telling them how crazy about them I am. And playing video games incessantly when I should be working.

2. Goals and Aspirations: Hopefully, one day living in a van down by the river.

3. What makes me unique: I can drive a car 100mph in reverse. I've been abducted by aliens. And I abducted one back in return who now irons my shirts and reads me bedtime stories.

4. Taste in music: A mix of Death metal and Kazbekistanian tribal music. Preferably at the same time.

In case you're still reading at this point, if you haven't figured out that this is a joke yet, then heaven help you. =P

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Ok seriously, I'm not for everyone. I'm confident, funny, deep, open, and intelligent.

I like staying active. I love music (musician for 13 years). And recently I've really gotten into playing pool. I always try to find a way to use humor in everyday life. And I'm super close to my family. I also workout 5-7 times a week, and I'd like to be able to share that with someone at some point.

If you'd like to know anything else, you know what to do. Peace.

For a first date, I'd prefer to go somewhere where we can sit and stare at each other until it gets completely uncomfortable and we try to make small talk about stuff that neither of us could care less about. Followed by my awkward advances and your playing along like you don't know what's really going on. Finally me going in for a goodnight kiss and getting the dreaded cheek of death. Sound like fun? Awesome.

(Something fun where we can get to know each other. Maybe some drinks, live music, Dave and Busters, Hiking, racing truck tires down a hill, whatever.)