Yesh yesh, I come from Holland... izn't dat veird? I like to have an Amshterdam good time yesh yesh, vhen I am out on dee town. I love goooooooooooold. I Lost my genitalia in a unfortunate shmelting accident... hence the name Gold Member ;)

Well we could go out for a shmoke und a pancake or a pipe und a crepe or a shigar und a waffle or even a bong und a blintz. Very shexy very toight yesh yesh. Yesh maybe even shitting down und having a glassh of Goooldshlager. Yesh yesh, very tashty!