Spontaneous, cheeky, naughty but nice, impulsive, more than the usual amount of interesting and funny, laid back and caring.

O.K, this is what I'm looking for. I'm hoping to meet someone pretty quickly for a serious relationship, leading to marriage, as I'm tired of doing everything for myself and want someone to do it for me. If we talk online I will come across as being cool and never clingy or needy and have my own life, but as soon as we meet that will all change. I will ring you constantly, checking where you are and who you are with. I wont want you going out with your mates and will want you to only do the things I like doing. I will want to see you every day. I will probably only want you for your cooking and cleaning abilities and also at bedtime. You will need to be gorgeous and sexy, have the perfect figure and enjoy dressing up as a French Maid or a Nurse. I don't mind if you have a crap personality, as I will never listen to you anyway. You will need to be caring and sensitive, enjoy watching football but be very feminine. You will not enjoy chick flicks, girly mags, shopping or have a fetish for handbags and shoes!


Maybe I'll Start again.....

I’m very out going with a happy and bubbly personality; enjoy a good laugh even at my own expense!! Mates say I always have a smile on my face and don’t let things get me down; it’s not worth it as life’s too short. I’m positive thinking and my glass is always half full and never half empty. I’m very intelligent…lol…quite modest too, can hold a decent conversation about anything, don’t get me started on politics though as that would turn into a rant. I work long and unsociable hours which is making it a bit harder to find the special lady I’m looking for, haven’t given up though and I know she’s out there somewhere.

I live just outside the ‘Lake District’ which is a very beautiful place all year round, with lot’s to see and do, it’s especially nice late in the year when the leaves have turned and the spectacular reds, golds and browns of the bracken cloaked hills are stunning. Nothing beats a leisurely stroll along the shores of a tranquil lake.

I love the outdoors and going camping or setting off on a long walk or bike ride with no particular destination in mind, I only know where I’m going when I get there also enjoy playing ten-pin bowling, pool and golf, even if I am crap at it, but you can’t beat a cosy night in with somebody special, relaxing on the couch with a few beers watching a DVD, my favourite program is Family Guy, Stewie rocks, big time! Favourite music has to be from the 1980's era, it's so much better than half the tripe we have to endure these days!

Like all kinds of animals but don't have any pets at the moment, the next pet I get will be something a bit different from the norm, a big hairy a***d spider or a talking bird of some kind, dunno if the bird would be such a good idea really as it would probably abuse me every time I walked through the door..lol

Enjoy the finer things in life but place more value on the important little things which are harder to come by, ironically they are usually free. Romance is great, but can be quite superficial and short lived. I suppose its a bit like a fire work, beautiful when set off, exciting for a while, then goes out with a bang, leaving a bit of smoke and residue behind. I'm looking for something a bit more like a slow burning candle, the ones that don’t blow out in the wind.


Looking for a Princess, if you could be a Disney Princess then who would it be?

Would like to meet a lady who will appreciate me for what I am, and make me feel great just being with them. A lady who is honest, intelligent, caring and romantic and would show me as much affection as I give them, is that too much to ask?


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1. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
2. You learn about your redundancy on the news
3. You'd rather search all around the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the t.v
4. You cant go anywhere without your mobile, leaving it behind causes you to panic
6. You get up in the morning and go online before breakfast
7. Every t.v advert has a website
8. You read this agree and smile
9. You didnt notice there was no number 5
10.You actually looked up to check if there was a number 5

Put this on your profile if you fell for it, you know you did ;)



We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are some rules from the male side.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.

2. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

5. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

6. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


Looking to chat, make new friends and have a few laughs along the way, maybe meet up for cosy nights in or a drink or two out, enjoy going clubbing (that's nightclubs and not baby seals).

P.S. If you're too shy to say hello, then ask one of your friends to pass me a note that says "My friend likes you, do you like her too? Circle Yes or No"

Go for a few drinks, in a quiet pub, so we could chat and get to know each other.