I am light hearted enough to laugh off lifes little obstacles and open minded to say "EFF-it" about alot of things, not to mention edumacated enough to hold a conversation. I'm 34 not whatever, I also have a child that does not live with me. I don't judge and tend to come off as a person who just doesn't give a damn and not to mention be a little on the brutally honest side from time to time. I am a good listener and do enjoy hearing about experiences or life's little adventures or obstacles as well as party and be spontaneous..I am typically drawn toward people who share the same personality traits as my own..live, love, indulge, be cool, honest and "be yourself" and for the record I am 100% Lez..(meaning I am male and into the female anatomy not the male, unless its mine...hehe)..oh yeah and dont forget to get your kicks in before the sh*thouse goes up in flames, just get in the pit and live.... send me a message, if you want to get to know someone new, hang out, shoot the sh*t over a few drink-tails, or just chat...on the lighter side here are more interests of mine..Road trips, Being outdoors, "Magic" 8 Balls, Long Walks on a moon lit Beach, Females who dig Rock~n~roll/ heavy metal, Red Sharpies, party camping excursions, Thunder Storms, Lightning, Nocturnal gatherings, happy stuff hehe.., tats (ink and henna), sexual women/bi-sexual women/ try-sexual women, $money$, ROCK-n-ROLL...and everything else in between......gadgets, toys, Fire, cartoons, myths, legends, ghost stories, candle lit dinners, fortune cookies, shrooma~a~zoom zooms, palmistry, sports, Travel, Ebay, hiking, Photography, hippies, spirituality, watching movies, water, Veggin out, rock festivals/concerts, people watching, shooting pool, good food, throwing darts, partying and singing in the wee hours of the morning(and way out of tune), Playing my guitar, Exploring new places, meeting new peeps, drinking Martinis, champagne and / or any other adult oriented beverages.. these are not in any particular order...or are my interests limited to what is here...so if you really want to see just how deep the rabbit hole goes take the red pill..
ps. Don't message me asking me "tell me about yourself" (I thought I just typed that.) If all you have to offer is the typical B( o Y o )B shot don't bother they're everywhere and last but not least yes it is me in the pictures.. oh yeh and you gain bonus points if you can pull me out from under the table or join me...
Major Buzz Kills:
1)No Brains / No Ca$h / No Class!
2)Prudes...aka..Big Dull Duds..thx Carm
3)Dirty feet and Rotten teeth
4)Bi-polar Drama Queens
5)Slobs...aka dirty people
6)Slackers
7)dwelling on the past
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Here are some interesting subjects I would like to meet:
Crazy fun individuals who can laugh about stupid sh*t without taking things personally..NORMAL PEOPLE..New Friends/Old Friends..a belly dancer..Bin Laden "so I can **** Slap his **** Ass"..a hor-nay female Oompah Loompah..You've made it this far, the point of no return, might as well keep going..um..lets see..Oh Yeh..and..anyone looking to join a cult..hehe.
I'd love to just hear your voice.
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