Following the posted profile writing advice:

1. Talk about your hobbies.

I am a model airplane addict.
I am currently working on 6 aircraft.
One is a scale model of a ME 262 which will come out between 30 and 35 lbs and might be capable of over 200 mph.

I got a boat and am learning how to fish. So far the fish are pretty safe around me.

2. Talk about your goals/aspirations

My goals are related to my hobbies...
Build more models and improve my ability to fly them.
Learn how to catch some fish that taste good when I cook them...

3. Talk about youself and what makes you unique.

Like most guys, I'm an overgrown kid. I'm one of the rare ones that are willing to admit it.

4. Your taste in music.

Anything but rap... when they named that stuff they forgot the C.

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The old glass at 50% water/50% air question:

They made the glass too big.

The nerd's answer.

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All men are actually just overgrown kids.

Some of us are even mature enough to admit it.

I chose the house I am in for the big room I build my model airplanes in...

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First meeting: coffee, donuts, milkshakes...
3 exits in sight


First REAL date depends on the other person.