"So two muffins are in an oven, the one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man it's hot in here" and the other muffin looks beside him and says "Holy sh*t a talking muffin!"" :)


So I'm Jordon, I'm looking for someone with a very witty (not that the above is any example of that)sense of humour that loves to laugh and have fun. I'm very light-hearted and really like it when the person I'm with is as positive as I try to be. I prefer pubs over clubs, and someone that is a people person willing to try anything once. I love to travel and have been all over the world and look forward to continuing that with someone special. I love staying healthy and in-shape through preferably outdoor activities like biking and hiking but in the winter mostly the gym, and am loking for someone that likes to stay active - but I don't like girls that can kick my ass!!! I really like cute and sweet girls that are very family oriented and not selfish - I believe sharing is the most important part of a relationship. I love to just have fun, not take things too seriously and try to get the most experiences out of life as I possibly can. So, if you are someone that is able to have fun doing anything and is as cute as she is smart then you've met your match. Hope to hear from you soon!!

I'm up for anything!