I am looking for an open-minded woman that's laid back and knows how to have fun. "Which is like trying to a bend rocks." For some odd reason all the attractive women I keep meeting are boring or crazy!  


Little bit about me: I like to build stuff and or fix things (because I'm a man and that's what real men do, amongst many other things!). Also I am Indian, in which case if you didn't know, I'm genetically predisposed to liking Indian food! I've been told I'm funny and at times quick witted. I make up my own words and save intelligent conversations for last. I'm open minded and free spirited. So much in fact, any more I'd wind up in jail! "LOL" The more I drink the better I am at pool. I'm not into religion, I can think for myself and don't need someone esle telling me how to live my life. I love ethnic foods and for the most part will eat almost anything (as long as it's not MOO-ing at me!) I listen to all types of music. I don't like drugs, but pot is OK. And yes Cougars are always welcome I don't discriminate. 


What I am looking for in a woman: Mental Stability, or flexibility? "lol"

 
I dunno but, if your that chick sitting at home bored all by yourself over the weekend, I've got news for ya! Guys aren't gonna come busting in like prince charming and save your beavers with the jaws of life! Ladies, your gonna need to take some initiative here. "lol" And if you are sitting at home bored and alone, don't go digging for Mr. Happy in your nightstand drawer, get back on P.O.F. and send a message to someone. I'm not saying me or anything, I'm just saying somebody.... anything... a zebra... a giraffe. Because life is just too short. And I'm sure your looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right Now, but that's what settling down is! (To Settle) Let's face it who wants to be like 50 and still single, at least have some fun before your unable too. "So take a chance, 'cause ya never know!

I dunno, I'm kind of spontaneous!

Now... not that I'm a licensed love guru or anything but let me tell you what NOT to do, and that is going out to eat on the first date! Chances are if we're out to eat, we're hungry and I don't know about you, but the last thing I'm trying to do is hold up a good conversation while there's a stack of food in front of our face!

Clearly no sporting events, there's no reason in the world to sit next to someone you barley know, while others are screaming in you ear.

Definitely NOT going to see a movie.! The last time I checked, it's dark and chances are I will probably forget what you even looked like by the end of the film!