Due to the voluminous requests to describe my persona, I have compiled, for your dancing enjoyment, a spam survey that I will complete as time allows:

You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station: i would put 5 dollars in my tank and drive to carl's jr.

Whos your favorite redhead? as a little girl, i always fashioned myself after 'ginger' on gilligan's island...:) guess i still do..

What do you order when you're at IHOP? seconds.

Last book you read? i love crime dramas (james patterson, etc), but i recently read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. it scared me. i vowed i would never, ever.... read again.(jk)

Do you know how to play poker? i know how to. i would suppose that my version could be rendered the "playskool, fisher-price" version.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? are you kidding? every day....:)

Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? yes, she is one of my neighbors.

Do you always wear your seat belt? only because the law insists. however i must demand it of my passengers for their safety.....and with my past accidents,by mandate of the court....they must wear steel-enforced headgear, foam casings and a flame retardant suit.

Describe the last time you were injured? broken pelvis, wounded pride: car accident..lol

Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? the tallest one.

Rock concert or symphony? i adore both...

Favorite Soda? i love barq's rootbeer. couple that with kettle cooked salt and vinegar chips and i am yours...lol.

What type of shirt are you wearing? always wearing black.

If you could only use one form of transportation: private learjet or maybe a jet pack?

Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? i am legend, which is a spin-off from one of my favorite childhood movies; the omega man with charlton heston.

Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: geez....where do i start? the list unravels out onto the floor. i do adore robert de niro...

Whats your favorite kind of cake? chocolate and more chocolate piled high with chocolate frosting.

What did you have for dinner last night? i am a huge surf and turf kinda girl..

Look to your left, what do you see? a white wall. thanks for asking...??!!??

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? my heels have no laces. laces are a nuisance.

Favorite toy as a child? i loved my rockem sockem robots, hotwheels cars and track and easy bake oven......still do..lol.

Whats your favorite fruit? any fruit disguised and blended with vodka is fine.

Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? it would probably be the aftermath of my cartwheel....broken glass, destroyed furniture, people screaming

Do you like running long distances? i detest running anywhere. i would probably pay someone to do it for me.

What color are your bedsheets? silver satin, the playboy collection.

What do you wear to bed? giorgio perfume.

Do you do ballet? if i have a captive comedic audience...lol

Do you listen to classical music? i adore beethoven, mozart, bach ,brahms,pachelbel..:) (i was trained in classical piano in my youth)

What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? the laverne and shirley show..

Do you watch cartoons? are you kidding? i would marry bugs bunny if he asked..lol

What temperature is it outside right now? africa hot ( i yearn for the cold weather)

Do people consider you smart? sigh...some people are intimidated..and hate me for it. my father says i am a genius of nonsense. (i love jeopardy)

How many piercings/tattoos do you have? ears pierced....but, am contemplating both, actually

What time do you go to bed? 8pm (i am a verrrrry early riser)

What CD is currently in your CD player? aerosmith's big ones (although, i have an enormous genre of tastes....i still continue to despise jazz.)

What movie do you know every line to? dumb and dumber.....(she smiles)

What is your favorite salad dressing? lovvvvve caesar with anchovies...i know i know....gross....lol

What do you want for Christmas this year?last year,i would have said brad pitt with a bow....this year? the love of my life to find me.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? tatsu and X; magic mountain...one of my most favorite places on earth.

Last person you hugged? my five week old granddaughter...:)

favorite phrase: "yeah...uh well ya know...i would rather swallow shards of glass...but, thanks anyway..."

A MUST READ FOR ALL POF GENTLEMAN SUITORS:(p.s. I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY E-MAIL/CELL#)AND I DO NOT DATE 20 MILES OUTSIDE OF MY ZIPCODE.
with a rather clandestine approach, i fear i must address 5 areas of..uh...c o n c e r n...as i am receiving hoardes of solicitations from the following gents:
(and before i receive steaming piles of semantical excrement in protest...please keep in mind...that it is mere speculation on my part...and that all complaints and consternations must be filed in triplicate and obtain a congressional seal before approval)
1.A DISPLAY OF FRESH KILL; DEAD FISH OR OTHERWISE: i view these pics with all of the mirth and reverie as i do when my cat proudly presents a dead bird to me as a love offering in the wee hours of the a.m. i mean nothing says love quite like a dead animal or fish...am i right? yet NOT QUITE the avenue to my heart...sorry guys.... (um...why ARE you holding dead animals on a D A T I N G site, anyway? shouldn't they instead be displayed on "ted nugent's "lookie what i bludgeoned, club" website?..)
2.A DISPLAY OF YOUR UN-CLOTHED TORSO: a viewing of your b-cup man-breast-ages amidst a greying tumbleweed of chesthair...will no doubt send me shrieking to the hills. usually these pics are i n t e n d e d as seductive bait, as you are sprawled wantonly upon an un-made bed or flexing an atrophied muscle in the bathroom mirror...and although this may appeal to the toothless and the imbred...it will cause ME to leap upon the "block user" button faster than oprah on a bucket of chicken. NOOOOOO THANK YOU. and yes, i am serious.
3.HARLEY ENTHUSIASTS: i mean seriously,guys...no one enjoys a good june bug in the teeth more than me...but, that coupled with helmet hair and a 3 day ringing in my ear canal...is where i must sound out a resounding, "NO." it's just N O T my deal-io. this is NON-negotiable....and thank you for shopping walmart.
4.CHILDREN: i have already raised my children and am not interested in raising yours.
i am sure they are darling and extraordinary and i wish you all of the luck in the world in the raising of productive and amazing human beings. still...emphatically NO.
5.and...for the love of everything holy: if i view your pic or profile that does not equate a marriage proposal. it is merely a quenching of my literary curiosity... no need to write hateful obscenities and if you are drinking heavily, pace yourself...and if you are not...perhaps some of you should start.
6.and yes, i have expanded my boundaries to incorporate the geriatric group. not that i suddenly have a yearning to date someone who orders his flame-retardant slacks through a mail order catalogue, but because i adore people and have a craving to satisfy my literary curiosity and glean from the insight and wisdoms from the older generation.
7. and finally....if you do not know the difference between to, two and too..or your and you're...i am NOT the one for you...PLEASE CONTINUE SEARCHING
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