Here’s my story with POF. My buddy who’s always been single finally got a girlfriend. He was telling me about her saying she’s a pretty event planner and fun etc. I asked how they met and he said POF. I’ve never heard of that so he came over and set up my profile. Of course he put me as a 5 foot Asian Jewish man, but at least I was now on.
I got last minute Raptors tickets and there was a cute girl online so I quickly asked her to the game. Well, she looked nothing like her picture. In fact, she had a beard. Not just the natural facial hair that all girls have, I mean a curly beard.
My second date was with a girl who took me to a Korean restaurant for spicy food. It was so spicy that she kept having to go to the bathroom to blow her nose. Turns out she was actually doing blow. Hard core if she’s running off to do it alone every few minutes before drinks at 5 pm on a Wednesday. Oh, and her profile said no to drugs.
My third date was with this cute accountant. After one drink she said she’s an accountant who's client is For Your Eyes Only. After the second drink she said she’s a bookkeeper for the strip club. Third drink she said she’s actually a waitress who occasionally does the books. Finally after a few drinks she admitted she was a stripper.
So after that date I called my buddy and said I’m happy he found a great girl but this site isn’t for me. He said “We actually just broke up.” I asked why and he said “Well, she told me she’s an event planner. She didn’t say it was planning foot fetish parties…”

So that’s my POF story! Honest to God. Yet here I am still trying! What’s the definition of insanity? lol. So bottom line is be HONEST and REAL in your profile. If you are then by all means message me and I will answer any question about myself you may have.

Don't want the other guys here stealing my ideas. I'll have to show you.