An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the bartender replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to ask. "Tell him," she whispers, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."




Hello, I am a good looking lad, well OK I suppose . Looking to meet someone for good times together. I am a reliable, honest, open man with a GOSH. Looking for a like minded person to share good times and see how it goes.


I like to cook, specialities are Thai and Indian dishes . I like to travel and experience new cultures. I like to keep fit, take part in a few sports. But I'm no sports nut. I also like quiet evenings in with a good bottle of wine, and good company. But I also get out and party. All this is better when shared with someone special.

Get in contact what have you got to lose.

mmmmmm, first date. Well a drink in a nice bar or pub. Have a chat and a laugh. Something informal. See how it goes.