Hey! Well, I won't bore anyone with cliches, so I'll just skip those lol
I'd like to think that I'm a nice, normal, trustworthy kinda guy. I don't judge anyone.
What am I looking for? Well, I love meeting new people. Even if it doesn't go anywhere, I've at least met someone new and interesting. I love good, humorous and intelligent conversation. People who like to read are high on my list. People who are into horror flicks are high on my list, too.
I'd love to meet someone with the above qualities, who has a good sense of humor, and who doesn't take himself too seriously.
I'm open to a broad age range---however, if you're old enough to be my dad, it probably isn't such a great idea.
Oh, and another thing: no married people please. I'm not a slime bucket.

Sometimes it really IS a good idea to start with coffee. No huge expectations, right? If the ball is already rolling, there's always room for plenty more.
Then again, enjoying good food is a good way to get acquainted with someone.