ME:
Big Heart. Good sense of humor. Not bad looking. Good father. Lonely guy. Sensitive. Good conversationalist. Loves to play guitar, would you like a serenade? Very sensual...even sexy. Loves to cuddle...interested? I am looking for the Woman of my Dreams...my Mona Lisa. Is it you?
YOU:
It doesn't matter what Mona Lisa looks like, for looks are not important. But she must have a great set of eyes. For the eyes are the gateway to the soul. And it is the soul that is important. That explains why I prefer that you have a picture with your profile, hopefully without sunglasses. Just one other requirement: Mona Lisa must be a good kisser! (She would love to kiss and be kissed, because I like to kiss!!!!) Communication is an essential part of every relationship. In fact, communication is absolutely necessary to establish a relationship. In order for us to communicate, we must be able to reach out to each other, as well as reach each other. My Mona Lisa will know how to reach me, because she will understand the "daVinci Code." Come find me. Read carefully, and maybe we will be able to make our dreams come true!
Let's Do A Very Interesting Non Controversial Ixperiment 57 Attempts To Your Affections However Only Once...

We would fly to Paris on the Concorde, stop at the Louvre on the way into the city. We would check out your portrait that so famously hangs there. Then we would have dinner at Maxin's, and then, for dessert, take the express elevator to the top of the Eiffel Tower. There we would make mad, passionate love until dawn, or until the gendarmes come and take us away!