i dont got any good advice but can i interest you in a sarcastic remark!

well im a professional alligator wrestler, i own many leather bound books, with lots of pretty pop up pictures! I have a colouring book where i cant seem to stay in the lines! im easy going, adventurous always on the go and know what i want in life most of the time! i grew up in a small town on the lake so i love spending time on the water wether it be it fishing, wakeboarding, surfing or swimming in it holding a drink in my hand singing row row row your boat! I have a good paying job that isn't the greatest but hey it pays for my entertainment so i can deal with it! i can talk alot yet im actually pretty good at listening when im interested in something! wanna know more ask!

What am I looking for? Well, you know, it's kind of hard to really see the point of saying "someone smart, funny, beautiful, with a laugh that lights up a room and a smile that could melt diamonds"...I mean, who isn't? You don't see many people with "I'm looking for a dumb, somber, ugly person with a laugh that sounds like a donkey having an epileptic fit and a smile that could break glass." Let's just leave it at 'no expectations, and no disappointments'.

ps i dont bite that hard! haha
pss i joke around alot need someone with a good sense of humor
if you like the calgary flames u obivously have bad taste!

picnic or out for dinner or hit the beach something active! wakeboarding would be the best! even taking my quad out for a ride!
If you dont like doing any of those we can set up a lemonade stand along the side of the road and sell lemonade