Profile for Girls in the rest of the world. ( British version below )

Just here to see how things go...I'm sure that the girl I'm looking for doesn't exist..I hope I'm wrong...This is the real thing so please don't reply unless your serious and genuine x

The woman I would like to meet is confident and self assured,attractive and fit. I am looking for someone who can keep me on my toes when it comes to both intellect and energy, a girl that will love to surprise me now and again, a girl that will support me, but still tell me when I'm wrong, but above all will agree that I'm the best singer in my car.

I truly believe that life is for living, I don't do arguing, sulking, jealousy or moods, only happy and fun.



The one above clearly doesn't work and after chatting to a few of you, the one below is bound to to be a winner.


Profile for British Girls ( present company excepted of course...and tongue firmly in cheek )

Hey gorgeous how are you...I was slowly working my way through the entire POF directory looking for some one who would easily fall for my charm and good looks when i came across your profile and thought it would be cool to sleep with you ( I'm obviously not going to tell YOU that )...I have a winning smile and will promise you the earth but deliver absolutely nothing. My car and clothes are top of the range but I'm totally skint and my fridge is completely empty. You will take pride of place on my bedpost and be the envy of all your friends...until of course I'm bored with you or someone better comes along when you will be unceremoniously dumped and I will disappear leaving you wondering what the hell went wrong and feeling stupid....feel free to message me and join the back of the queue. Amen.

NB. I am working on a text speak version for those of you who are struggling reading this.

Feel free to prove me wrong x


If you decide NOT to message me, then I'm afraid it excludes you from saying.... ' why do i always choose the wrong guys ' or ' why cant i find a decent man ' ever again. So if your fed up with shopping in the ' damaged goods ' department come for a chat or alternatively you can settle for second best x


I'm kinda choosy and I wont settle for second best and why should anyone. If I contacted you It means that there's something about you I like and it would be cool to get to know you better. If I looked at your profile but didn't contact you maybe I'm waiting for you to make the first move.

Last one to the bottom of the mountain buys the Shandy.. x