WARNING!!!THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS A OPINION MEANT SOLY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THOSE WHO TRULY POSSES A SENSE OF HUMOR AND IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO DEGRADE THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT AND NEVER WILL,,,i clicked on women who think im hot and guess what!!! they werent NONE!!! LOL!!---- WE INTERUPT THIS MESSAGE FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!---DUE TO RECENT UPDATED PHOTOS ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY BATTLE WITH PULLING AWAY FROM THE TABLE HAS FORCED AN IMIEDIATE CHANGE IN MY BODY TYPE LISTING FROM A FEW EXTRA POUNDS TO WHOA WHAT THE H E L L HAPPENED!! GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO GIVE IN TO THE LONG WALK ON THE BEACHERS--- I APOLIGIZE FOR THIS INTERUPTION---NOW BACK TO REGULAR PROGRAMMING--- someone please tell me what a"other relationship" is i think i have a handle on long term,hang out,and intimate encounter my presonal favorite by the way!! but this "other" thingy has me miffed just a little and to all you afro americans and greek americans and italian americans and so on and so on!!let me just say first im a american american!! i dont support toyota or honda!!i go out of my way to buy american as to support the american way before the american is just a memory and if other folks dont start doin the same,,,well all i can say is thanks for supporting japans economy while your own went bankrupt,,i know we sometimes have no choice because we,ve lost just about everything that use to be made in america to china and a host of places i,ve never heard of but we still have a few left and all im sayin is freedom aint cheap!!!!! THIS POLITICAL MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY AN AMERICAN AMERICAN,,HELLO THIS IS TATER HUNK AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!! although i can multi task(eat peanuts and drink beer at the same time)its not as important as being honest.. oh poor pitiful me when shall i ever fine the girl of my dreams??1 who hates sex,never cooks or cleans house,is always gone shoppin,and screws around on me when im out of town ..most of yall seem to be looking for alfalfa(from the little rascals) in a fabeo(hunk super model) jumpsuit!!
truth of the matter is what you see is what you get,,im not your SOULMATE IF YOU NEED A HOUSE PAYMENT CALL YOUR DADDY..you want someone to make you laugh well it kinda helps IF YOU GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR TO BEGIN WITH im just a guy havin fun livin my life if YOU THINK YOUR "soulmate" IS HANGING OUT ON A FREE DATING SITE GOOD LUCK!! stranger things have happened..seriously!! IM a 50yr old semi retired musician and entertainer i played the world with a 5 piece band for 22 yrs and i thank god for givin me the strength,courage,and talent to be able to live my dream.A DAY WITHOUT MUSIC JUST SUCKS UNLESS ITS THAT NEW CRAP WHERE THEY BEAT AND FRAM AND SCREAM AND YOU CANT UNDERSTAND A DAMN THING THERE SAYIN..NOW THATS THE REALLY SOULFUL MUSIC THAT CAN GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY!!!(YEAH RIGHT)i enjoy life!!! no drama!!!!!!i live everyday for today..tomorrow if it comes is a bonus..im just looking for someone to hang out and enjoy each others company..i do however ride my scooter everyday(UNLESS ITS COLD OR RAININ!!I AINT STUPID) and im not a member of HOG!!and i dont hang out with people who purchased a bike to be cool or part of the new harley jet set!!! and i try to fit time in for fishin 3 OR 4 DAYS A WK. YALL WANTED HONEST??MY PICS ARE CURRENT WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHY ALOT OF YOU DONT POST A PIC AND IF YOU DO ITS A GLAMOR SHOT OF WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU LOOK NOTHIN LIKE OR THIS IS A PIC WHEN I WAS 25,IM 50 NOW BUT I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS 25,,HONESTLY!! IF IM NOT ASHAMED TO PUT UP A PIC OF MY BIG OLE SELF(ALTHOUGH 1 LADY SAID I SHOULD BE!!BOY DID SHE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!LOL)WHY SHOULD YOU...YOUR MAMA STILL LOVES YOU EVEN IF NOBODY ELSE DOES LOL lifes way to short to worry about the dumb$#it and i refuse to stop laughing even if it hurts!!!1 other thing..on alot of you ladies mail settings- must not smoke ,breath, be living, talk, must be blind ,cripple or crazy???jesus christ!!!must not be lookin for anybody with a life!!!! lighten the heck up maybe just maybe you might get some mail one day..not from me of course but somebody might send you a note...its humor people..we went over this in class remember??

I,VE WALKED 1400 MILES ON THE BEACH LOOKIN FOR SHARKS TEETH AND I FOUND 3 IM EITHER BLIND OR STUPID OR MAYBE A LITTLE OF BOTH!!its kinda nice but not something im gonna do ON A first date..THEN YOU got the coffee shoppers and the nice quite placers and the nice dinnerouters and on and on..where does it end????? SO I,VE DECIDED THAT SEX WOULD BE A GREAT FIRST DATE REQUIREMENT,,,IT REALLY KINDA TAKES THE STRESS OUT OF MEETING SOMEONE NEW..AND IT HELPS BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED IN DECIDEING IF THERES A CHANCE FOR A SECOND DATE...innovative,,new,,different!! this could start a whole new trend in first dates!!!never thought of myself as a trend setter.. WOW im so excited!!!
SO REMEMBER LADIES ALWAYS DO A FEW WARM UP EXERCISES BEFORE ANY STRENUOUS ACTIVITY !!

boy this should really bringum outta the wood work!! pray for me folks...lmao