| realdream7 :
smoked carpe diem |
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| City |
Burlington Vermont |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aquarius |
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Height | 5' 5" (165 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Plate Spinner & IT professional |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Consider this generic POF profile (example only; exact details compiled from actual POF profiles but altered to protect the ignorant):
About Me
"Here fer u ladies want to have fun want intelijent wooman sence of homer nice to like a thiner built if dats u lets talk c wher it geos,,i like to do things on the sperm of the moment"
Ok men, assuming your goal is to get women to respond to your profile/e-mail, consider these profile-writing tips (with credit to my 4th grade teacher):
FUMBLERULES (adapted and abbreviated for POF)
* capitalize the beginning of every sentence and end it with a period
* Remember that punctuation like Capitalization is very important too
* Avoid commas, that are not, necessary.
* When your writing, its important to use apostrophe's right.
* Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it otherwise we are wondering WTF you are talking about we are really confused ok do you get it?
* IM typ msgs r hrd 2 read n look LA-Z grrrr
* Abov al, spel chek yor profil.
 
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Notice to you under 30's that are checking me out: if I am old enough to be your mother, I do NOT date you. Even just the thought of dating anyone the same age as my son is just...well...ICK. You must be at least 30 to qualify for pool-boy status.
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I look and feel young for my age, yes, but I am also old enough to remember when flip-flops were called "thongs" and rain shoes were called "rubbers." Remember, inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the h*ll happened.
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..........Y.....\.....Y...........Put this
..........0...../.....0...........on your
..........\\....\\....\\..........profile
..........//....//....//..........if you
..........\\....\\....\\..........know
..........//....//....//..........someone
..........\\....\\....\\..........who was
..........//....//....//..........killed by
..........\.....0.....\...........snakes on
........../....^...../...........a plane.
(Or, put this on your profile if you know someone who had cancer but was bit by snakes on a plane and died.)
(Yes, this subject is much closer to home than you might think.)
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In the U.S.A., "college" and "university" are considered one and the same. (Not so in Canada and elsewhere, I have learned.) For clarity, I have two university degrees. One is called B.S. I am currently working on my M.B.S. (master's in B.S.), which leaves me no time to pursue serious endeavors like dating.
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Fishy thought of the day: How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 
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