If you want skip all this jibber jabber about me and get a chuckle for the day, just scroll down to my two my little anecdotes.

I am a goober. This website asks what I'm looking for, not quite sure myself. Warning: Joke ahead. Most women scare and/or confuse me; I took a poll and 95% heterosexual males will concur, allowing +/-5% margin of error.

Seriously though, my palms do get sweaty with a big lump in my throat and I become awkward when I talk to a girl of interest. Can't help it but I'm working on it. I mostly use self deprecating humor and the occasional sarcasm to help the awkardness.



I blame it on myself for being a shut-in throughout my high school years.
I kept busy though with reading, drawing and playing of the video games.
Music and stand up comedy most definitely got me through those years and influenced my thought process. My artistry is sorely out of practice though, mainly because I am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to drawing. I also want to put up an open challenge to any one person who thinks they can best me at Mario Kart or Halo.

Anything that anyone can simply enjoy and have fun, I want in: video games, board games, card games. My friends and I will throw the occasional game night and just have good decent fun.

I am into sports somewhat.I always watched football and baseball growing up but now am more familiar with the inner workings and history of the sports. I used to play soccer but tore ligaments in my right knee when I was but a wee lad. Two years ago I tore something in my left knee; doctor stated that my left knee wanted a turn because my right knee was getting all the attention. More of a spectator now, we all can't be Emmitt Smith.

I've started Tai'chi; my fellow friends/coworkers influenced Kung Fu on me. Most of them have been practicing Kung Fu for at least 3-4 years. I'm enjoying it; the students are very mellow, polite people. My kinda crowd.

Anyway, I go to sporting events and concerts when time(money) is willing. Baseball tickets are cheap and it so happens I like the Texas Rangers, so it works out for me. I'm looking forward to the Steelers trying to remain on top or the Dallas Cowboys winning it all.

I'm finally grasping the concept of just letting loose and let things fall where they may. That's simply what I've wanted in a woman in the first place, someone who I can be myself and be comfortable. Some one that I can hang out with and watch old Disney movies or chill outside, listening to some good music(if you like The Toadies you're solid). If you'd like to see what my (boatload)interests in books, movies and music check out the my space . com / jcmurdock.
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Why potatoes are better than roses?
Roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you
leave them in water. They really only exist to be pretty,
so that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and
based solely on your appearance"but a potato!
Potatoes last forever. In fact, not only will they not rot,
they actually grow sh*t even if you just leave them
in the sack. That part alone makes it a good symbol but there's more!
There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even
make a battery with it!That's like saying "I have many
ways in which I show my love for you" potatoes may be ugly,
but they're still awesome. So that's like saying "it doesn't
matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Well, lets share a pitcher or three and talk about common interests and life goals. Alcohol isn't and shouldn't be a prerequisite to have fun but they do help calm the nerves when you're meeting a stranger off of the
scary and mysterious internet.
I thought dinner and a movie was a good idea but apparently it's outdated and my thinking is outmoded. I don't see why; it's perfectly fine with me if we talk during the movie... Unless it's at a really good part.