A friend pointed out pointed out me that I can't really be new here since this profile has been up for over two years. So.... I'll change the damn opening line!!!(Finally LOL). Bye the Bye, I like Octopusses there kinda cute. So here goes, I'm reasonably attractive (at least my staff says so)5'10" on a good day, 5'9' with a hang over. I'll admit I haven't gone out in quite some time, I just work way too much and I cannot date customers or employees (too much friction if things go south). I play a marginal game of golf (I'd get deported from Scotland for the language I use on the course). I lack the co-ordination for meaningful dancing, interpretive..yes..hip hop or two-step? forget about it, and save your feet. I thought Carlton was doing it right until my cooks laughed so hard they almost got burned holding themselves up. On a personal note I think geranimals had it right for kids to match their clothes, I just wish they kept it up for the 40 year olds out there.
I've been known as a rather humorous guy, and far too intelligent for my own good (makes the mistakes I do all the more larger). I'd like to meet someone who is so attractive to be termed modelesque (who doesn't and good luck on that one), able to talk and eat (but not at the same time). Knows that the music from the sixties was possibly the apex of rock and roll, and finds that angst belongs to teenagers (not adults) That should do it ...If you would like to learn more just e-mail and I'll let you know more. I've noticed that the more I check out profiles, the more incredible women who are out there. (note to self...win the damn lottery so I can travel more)

Meet for drinks (update...Coffee, the beverage of choice....well it has to be really good coffee...LOL)see live music, something simple as that. Get to know each other better. Laugh at each others jokes (even if they're not really funny), comment on the silly people around us (not just ourselves) and swap the occasional fart jokes (they never go out of style)
If not good luck fishing......ya'll (God I have to go back to Chi-town and improve my vocabulary).

Female
Age between 30 and 47