I LOVE A LAUGH SO HERES SOME FUNNY CHAT UP LINES
1. HI LOVE DID YOU JUST FART? CAUSE YOU BLOW ME AWAY.
2. IS THERE A MIRROR IN YOUR THONG LOVE? cAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM
3. YOUR BODY REMINDS ME OF A SPANNER? EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU MY NUTS TIGHTEN UP.
4. YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING GIRL HERE? BUT BEAUTY IS A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY.




WELL IM THE KIND OF LAD GUY WHO TRY`S TO GET ON WITH EVERYONE. IM ALWAYS UP FOR A GOOD LAUGH, AND HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR, I LOVE NIGHTS OUT ON THE TOWN 2 BOTTLES OF WKD IM BLADDERED LOL,, CLUBBING,PICTURES,EATTING OUT,AND GOING TO THE GYM WEEKENDS AWAY. I LIKE ALL SORTS OF MUSIC R&B DANCE,80`S 90`S ETC.. I BELIVE IN TREATING PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TREAT YOUR SELF, I DONT LIKE CHEATS, LIERS,PEOPLE WHO USE YOU, OR PEOPLE WHO JUDGE YOU BEFORE THEY KNOW YOU. I THINK LIFES TO SHORT TO FALL OUT AND MAKE ENERMYS, REMEMBER NEVER GO OUT WITH A PERSON FOR THERE LOOKS THATS JUST A BONOUS, ITS THE INSIDE OF A PERSON WHAT COUNTS.

WELL IF I SAID IT WOULD SPOIL THE SURPRISE. X BUT SOMETHING LIKE A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER THEN A WALK ON THE BEACH UNDER THE STARS HAND IN HAND. THEN CUGGLING UP IN BED. X ETC LOL.