I have frequently been told I have soft skin. Sometimes homeless people come up to me and beg to touch my skin; they don't even ask for spare change.

I like to truncate words. I think it's better to be underestimated rather than overestimated. I am not easily intimidated, nor am I easily influenced, for that matter. I always say what's on my mind, sometimes without even thinking first; this gets me into trouble. Not gonna lie, I'm known to be feisty.


Poor grammar and poor spelling are major turn offs. Also, if it's plausible for you to have grandchildren, you're probably too old for me. I'm picky.

Possibly steal candy from young children...or maybe we could do something more traditional, like get jumped in together. After all, nothing screams romance like a good old fashioned beating.