I like good grammar.

I don't like lack of imagination.

I like freedom.

I don't like intolerance. (although I'm completely intolerant of people who use bad grammar.)

I like my dog and my cat.

I don't like geese.

I like sarcasm.

I don't like smilies; even when used ironically.

I like vanilla, but only as a flavour or scent.

I don't like Fox News.

I like pop culture.

I don't like washing dishes.

I like technology.

I hate dating, but I'm going to suck it up and try again.

Meet on a park bench and drink juice boxes. The fruit punch ones that don't actually have any fruit in them.