Come on. Are you really gonna believe half of the stuff I have to put here to get the account open? Do you honestly think that I'm going to impress you with a few lines of blather about myself? Please. You've seen this before?... "honest, fun, loving, capable of conjugating verbs and employed." /yawn.
Now, if I have your attention and you just feel compelled to respond for whatever reason then put the dog out, lock the door, put the kids to bed, light em if ya got em, and ask yourself. "Am I ready for this?"

Can be your bad boy and the rock that you'll break yourself on, or the shoulder to lean on. I'm in touch with my inner b****.

I'm all about positive emotional content and it's no extra charge and on tap.

MUST have a good sense of humor, especially if you're reading this!

Seriously though, I'm looking for my equal who's passions for living compliment mine. She would be my best gal, friend, confidant, lover who will allow me to express my love for her with an open heart.


I can hear windmills and rainbows
Whenever youre talkin to me
I feel like swirling and dancin
Whenever youre walking with me
You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string

-----///\\-----Please
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---Profile If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died,
------///\-----is dying, or
-----///\\\----SURVIVED ~~~~~~~~~~My daughter Monique. Unconditional love.
----///--\\\---Cancer

Your Rocky Spine
I was lost in the lakes
And the shapes that your body makes
That your body makes, that your body makes
That your body makes

The mountains said I could find you here
They whispered the snow and the leaves in my ear
I traced my finger along your trails
Your body was the map, I was lost in it

Floating over your rocky spine
The glaciers made you, and now you're mine
Floating over your rocky spine
The glaciers made you, and now you're mine


I was moving across your frozen veneer
The sky was dark but you were clear
Could you feel my footsteps
And would you shatter, would you shatter, would you

And with your soft fingers between my claws
Like purity against resolve
I could tell, then and there, that we were formed from the clay
And came from the rocks for the earth to display

They told me to be careful up there
Where the wind blows a venomous rage through your hair
They told me to be careful up there
Where the wind rages through your hair

Something so relaxed as to not be considered a date. I've no clue what the hell that means. But a no pressure, relaxed setting where ya don't have to put on the dog and try to impress. And besides, no one should have to put on the dog should they? Might be illegal.