Come on. Are you really gonna believe half of the stuff I have to put here to get the account open? Do you honestly think that I'm going to impress you with a few lines of blather about myself? Please. You've seen this before?... "honest, fun, loving, capable of conjugating verbs and employed." /yawn.
Now, if I have your attention and you just feel compelled to respond for whatever reason then put the dog out, lock the door, put the kids to bed, light em if ya got em, and ask yourself. "Am I ready for this?"

Can be your bad boy and the rock that you'll break yourself on, or the shoulder to lean on. I'm in touch with my inner b****.

I'm all about positive emotional content and it's no extra charge and on tap.

MUST have a good sense of humor, especially if you're reading this!

Seriously though, I'm looking for my equal who's passions for living compliment mine. She would be my best gal, friend, confidant, lover who will allow me to express my love for her with an open heart.


I can hear windmills and rainbows
Whenever youre talkin to me
I feel like swirling and dancin
Whenever youre walking with me
You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string

-----///\\-----Please
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---Profile If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died,
------///\-----is dying, or
-----///\\\----SURVIVED ~~~~~~~~~~My daughter Monique. Unconditional love.
----///--\\\---Cancer


Looking back on the memory of
The dance we shared beneath the stars above
For a moment all the world was right
How could I have known you'd ever say goodbye
And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd of had to miss the dance
Holding you I held everything
For a moment wasn't I the king
But if I'd only known how the king would fall
Hey who's to say you know I might have changed it all
And now I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end the way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance I could have missed the pain
But I'd of had to miss the dance
Yes my life is better left to chance
I could have missed the pain but I'd of had to miss the dance

Something so relaxed as to not be considered a date. I've no clue what the hell that means. But a no pressure, relaxed setting where ya don't have to put on the dog and try to impress. And besides, no one should have to put on the dog should they? Might be illegal.