The morning was distempered grey of the thousandth and tenth day of the human totem pole......................................And also, my headline isn't an S.O.S., I just happened to catch The Beatles performing one of their recent hits in the background at the same time I was trying to come up with my cute little catch phrase. Once again, here I go, signing away my miranda rights. Well this is hard but, since this is for the whole world, I guess I can give it my all. What will I do with the whole world should I win? Ok, on to business then. My old profile was getting cluttered and obsolete, so nothing less than a complete makeover was in order. I must maintain that I only stumbled upon this site by accident and signed on for porpoises of amusement and ever since that fateful day, life just hasn't been a bit different. Surgeon General's warning: communicating with other people via E-mail or Instant messenger is not like getting to know them in person. Please proceed with caution. Be for real and we'll get through this relatively painfree. Aboot me. Welllll.... The facts are as listed. I am 5'-10", 170#'s, have feet 2 sizes too big for my body and I am slightly bowlegged. Other than that, I'm pretty normal looking other than a disfiguring epidermic condition inflicted as the result of my mother being trampled by an elephant before I was born (she worked for Planter's.) You won't find me saying much unless I really have something to say. I had a fairly strict upbringing, ya know the whole speak when you're spoken to routine. So, I guess I was patterned to be more of an observer and listener. Sometimes I just don't know what to say. I have often been taken for being stuck up or aloof when in fact I am friendly and a good listener. Not anti-social but actually social anxiety. I often respond or laugh innapropriately because I see things in color instead of black and white. Not yes or no, agree or disagree all the time. There is a worldful of possibilties in between extremes, and I always believe, a level at which we can all walk away from the table a winner. Ya won't find me arguing or fighting much unless I'm backed into a corner. People spend so much time bickering over nothing just because they can't have things all there way and there's just no time for that in my life. There's nothing more worth living for than the way it is. You can force square pegs into round holes for a while but it's such a struggle and takes so much more energy than going with the flow. (What the hell is this guy talking about?) So,I don't know what more to say about myself. Those are some of my interests and those ARE pictures of me doing some of the things I like to do. I'm just a dude passin' through, trying to have fun on my birthday, and make it following the path of least resistance, doing what I can to help along the way, taking no prisoners.

I was never sure if this would pan out but I guess it works for some, so I can hang on and see what happens. I'm still recovering from the last one but I'm willing to meet and or hangout and see who's out there. I don't think it necessary to go into what I expect someone to be, because.....well, that's part of real life that can't be diverted through this manner of getting acquainted. This adds convenience but..blah, blah blah...you have to meet somebody to find out who and what they art. Anough said. So if you have any interst in any of my interests give me a ring. Or, if ya just wanna say hey, well that's okay. P.S. Don't be frightened by my interests. The obvious ones were just chosen to incite laughter. If I can't hook up with someone, at least I can make somebody laugh. P.S.S. Who gives a rat's ass if I take aspirin? P.S.S.S. What's wrong with Spam? I think, GOOD sandwitches. P.S.S.S.S. Tropical Hot Dog Night and Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee are most likely protected under copyrights of Captain Beefheart or something like that. I'm just passing them along because I think people need to know them.

Well, people try to pick up girls and
They get called asswhole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down the street and girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso's never been called an asswhole

The truth has no patterns
For me tonight
I'm playing this song
SO the young girls will come out
To meet the monster tonight.

How would you like to be;
The lucky girl;
The lucky one;
To BE the monster tonight!
Aarrrrrr, Everything's wrong at the same time it's RIGHT!
You get to be! You get to be,
Wiiiiith ME!
And also to be the Monster Tonight