I am a tall white guy, single straight and just moved back to Columbia Missouri. just looking to meet some new people in the area. I like to read go out and see movies, average kind of stuff. I am sweet, fun, witty, and smart. I do however lack the skills to encapsulate myself in 50 words or less, so email me, or if Ive emailed you send one back its nice to hear back from people even if is a resounding "**** Off" I am a nice well mannerd kind of shy. I can cook.

Um... Well I would think that maybe a quick dose of GHB and then a nice quiet drive to some very secluded place where no one would hear the sound of nice Morbark Model 290 starting up at four in the morning Followed by a shower for me and a shallow grave for the lucky whom ever. This is a joke meant to show a bit of darkly wry humor, I dont think it is a very good joke but, well the world isnt meant to be perfect.