I am looking for a self-reliant, flexible giver, and honest person who will laugh at my corny jokes. Let's meet at a coffee shop and see if I can make you giggle. Not good enough? OK, why don't we hook up in Vegas and get married, this way we’ll know each other well enough for you to want to meet me. Or, we could just get together in a public place in the middle of the day in Manhattan at broad daylight with a hundred people around and talk over a cup of coffee. I personally like the Vegas idea a lot better.

You possess a great personality and positive energy. Physical beauty? Looks are great and way too common in the city, but it is only secondary compared to the way you carry yourself and treat others. You rarely meet people who have an awesome inner self. I once knew someone very special. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

I'm that guy your mom warned you about. But hey, we both know that you never listened to her - especially when it came to very important things. After all, noone is perfect right?

Great conversation