OK I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP COMPLETELY,AND THE RANT IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, OR MAKE ME SOUND BITTER..BUT REALLY... Online dating has become a Joke.I am sure there are some normal women looking for the same thing I am, and feel free to read farther, and answer my emails if I am soooo lucky. If your list of "don't email me ifs" contains more than 6, decide what you want and get back to me. If your primary photo is more than 10 yrs old, and the rest of your photos are of your dog, cat, garden,house etc...and you look nothing like your photo...save it.If your idea of a budding relationship is a Saturday night of heavy chatting on Yahoo (for a year) you need to get sumthin..its called a life.If you do want to meet, I am up for it. But can we do it like adults , and not treat it like a kidnap ransom drop?? (meet me by the fountain in front of the mall, bring unmarked bills to pay for drinks, and if I suspect anything, or I chicken out the deals off) Its just drinks and maybe dinner, and if you think I am a retard, I am a big boy, I can move on.I am not your Ex husband, or your ex boyfriend, or whatever dips.hit you have met that posted his brothers picture, pretty much lied about everything, and made you gun shy. Good or bad..I am just me. if you have digested the above and are still interested, terrific!! I will email you. If not...Good Luck to all of you.

SWM looking for SWF, Humorous, affectionate..mostly sane.Looking for slim attractive , intelligent woman, or ..mm..not so intelligent slim attractive woman, or...maybe an average, semi smart, attractive woman..or...Breathing??? Mammals??

I respect peoples believes, but am not at all religious, I play poker as part of my income, Sex is not all I am looking for, but is part of it. If any of these offends you, probably not a good fit..:(

I have no use for anyone that is abusive to women , kids , or animals. As a rule..don't hit me, and I won't hit you. I have my vices, but drinking to much is not one of them. I am not sure I get the "Player" thing. Thats what I was 20 years ago, I am monogamus when I am with the right person, or I just move on. I have had my Drama gland removed...I can show you the scar.

I like to play golf, bet on Sports and watch them, love the outdoors, travel, dining out, trying new food and wine. I can be happy with Hamburger helper and a movie at home, or a 4 star restuarant.

Depends on who I am with..lol. Lessee, same ole dinner and a movie?...nah...Dinner, some wine, find sumthin cool to do, or maybe nothing at all, hopefully we will be to involved with each other to care much if we follow the standard dating ritual.